{"id":1127,"date":"2017-11-15T10:46:02","date_gmt":"2017-11-15T08:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/liipetti.net\/aviisi\/?p=1127"},"modified":"2018-05-06T12:53:13","modified_gmt":"2018-05-06T09:53:13","slug":"leka-paradisleikkia-paratiisia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/liipetti.net\/aviisi\/2017\/11\/15\/leka-paradisleikkia-paratiisia\/","title":{"rendered":"Leka paradis\/Leikki\u00e4 paratiisi\u00e4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Leka paradis funkar inte<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Det har testats om och om igen,<br \/>\ndet funkar inte.<br \/>\nKorpelanerna testade det p\u00e5 30-talet,<br \/>\ndet funkade inte.<br \/>\nMan b\u00e4rgade h\u00f6 utan kl\u00e4der.<br \/>\nMan var naken p\u00e5 m\u00f6ten.<br \/>\nMan lekte paradis,<br \/>\nman drack Kirunakonjak.<br \/>\nDet funkade inte.<br \/>\nD\u00e5 kom polisen.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dK\u00f6p en Kalasjnikov och kopulera fritt\u201d,<br \/>\nsade 68-r\u00f6relsens F\u00f6rste profet Marcuse.<br \/>\nDet funkar inte. Nu \u00e4r polisen p\u00e5 plats.<br \/>\nLeka paradis, det funkar inte.<br \/>\n\u201dEn berusad \u00e4r inte att j\u00e4mf\u00f6ra med en nykter,<br \/>\nhur full hen \u00e4n f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker bli\u201d, sade min mormor.<br \/>\nF\u00f6rr eller senare kommer polisen.<br \/>\nDet blir kliniken och arresten.<br \/>\nDet blir r\u00e4fst och r\u00e4ttarting.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Leikki\u00e4 paratiisi\u00e4, se ei pellaa<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sit\u00e4 oon pruuvattu monta kertaa,<br \/>\nei se pellaa.<br \/>\nKorpelalaiset pruuvasit 30-luvula,<br \/>\nei se palanu.<br \/>\nTehthiin hein\u00e4\u00e4 alasti.<br \/>\nOlthiin alasti m\u00f6\u00f6tiss\u00e4.<br \/>\nLeikithiin paratiisi\u00e4,<br \/>\njuothiin Kirunan konjakkia.<br \/>\nEi se pelanu.<br \/>\nTulit polisit.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201dOstakaa Kalasnikohvi ja naikaa vaphaasti\u201d,<br \/>\nsano 68-mallin suuhriin prohveetta Marcuse.<br \/>\nEi se pellaa. Nyt polisi oon paikan p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00e4.<br \/>\nLeikki\u00e4 paratiisi\u00e4, ei se pellaa.<br \/>\n\u201dEi juokale ole selv\u00e4n vertanen<br \/>\nvaikka olis kunka p\u00e4iss\u00e4\u201d, sano \u00e4mmivaina.<br \/>\nSiihen tullee polisi.<br \/>\nJoutuu klinikalle taikka putkhaan.<br \/>\nTullee k\u00e4r\u00e4ji\u00e4 ja k\u00e4ynti\u00e4.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leka paradis funkar inte Det har testats om och om igen, det funkar inte. Korpelanerna testade det p\u00e5 30-talet, det funkade inte. Man b\u00e4rgade h\u00f6 utan kl\u00e4der. Man var naken p\u00e5 m\u00f6ten. Man lekte paradis, man drack Kirunakonjak. Det funkade &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/liipetti.net\/aviisi\/2017\/11\/15\/leka-paradisleikkia-paratiisia\/\">Lue loppuun <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mielipitheita"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/liipetti.net\/aviisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/liipetti.net\/aviisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/liipetti.net\/aviisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liipetti.net\/aviisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liipetti.net\/aviisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/liipetti.net\/aviisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1128,"href":"https:\/\/liipetti.net\/aviisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127\/revisions\/1128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/liipetti.net\/aviisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liipetti.net\/aviisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liipetti.net\/aviisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}